sassy-gay-jake-english:

mlysza:

ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

JESUS

laughingstation:

i’m actually terrified 

Just shat my pants

holy shat

LORD

NONONONONONO

oh

my

gosh

OMG THAT DOG IMAGE PRETTY MUCH SUMS EVERYTHING UP

I feel like I’m possessed :O

You will laugh out loud!

howbadcanyoubeonmygodlydick:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

I can’t

oh my God

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

boolpr0p:

symphoniisims:

stupidfuckingsims:

the gradual transformation into something horrific

(she always looks like she just farted and is waiting for someone to smell it.)

I died.

wow

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laughingstation:

 

I always just get this blank look back like:

Then I get paranoid that they’re parents think I’m like a pedophile… 

You will laugh out loud!

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sodamnrelatable:

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sodamnrelatable:

BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.

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